goodbye to Vince, who returns to Uruguay, after visiting for a week ...
What better idea to go to eat ... to-eat Chinese.
First, the discussion about the price, I wanted to go to Chinatown, no, that is far away, no, that is just half an hour, blah. We send a lot of phrases and gestures that we saw anyone inside would know everything, absolutely everything, we said. Finally, we and some body that I prefer not to name, was left behind.
When I noticed his absence, asked: "What Vinc ***?", to what I said:" He stood there fighting, to see if we can make money by four. "(slap on forehead).
Finally, we sat down they brought us bread ("Do not even touch the bread," he said. I think it was the healthiest of all food XD), gave us the wine list (" Noooo! We do not make wine, how much are you drinking? " "6 pesos," "All the drink?" Asks Vince, just in case. "Yes, all the drink," replies the boy scowling. "Is the water too?", "ALL THE DRINK !!!!"> 8O" Ah, good. ")
So, because of price, we decided to share. A Hige and water for me, and a step of bulls *** and Vinc. When he arrived, I did notice that the water brought 500ml, and the Paso de los Toros 375ml. HA! > 8D
Hige stupidly dared try ... seafood. He argued that his house got used to not having anything disgusting, because his brother (ah, if they knew the brother!) Rises at dawn to drink from the mouth of the bottle and a few other filth that include the word " ; snot "and" caca ", itself childish conversations respecting males.
worth noting that later received a call from the father supposed to go and look after the sister, but I am convinced that I wanted to go to discharge toxins.
*** By the way that he said "But those cornalitos are there from Monday !!!".
Anyway, I wanted to have a picture of my friend in his last moments, so here it is:
The octopus trying to flee from the mouth of Hige, because they still was alive (octopus And Hige).
In the same meal (note the cornalitos to one side of the plate), found a hige RICE BALL HARD. Was to provide, indesmenuzable, indigestible, impredonable! Here it is: Hige
tried to undo with your fingers and with a fork until finally, the mineral being broke.
You probably can not return to their planet, died trying to fulfill their mission to poison a human. Poor.
To cap the evening, Vince began to bleed from the nose. I'm sure it was because of the high density of sodium found in food (good strategy to sell more drinks). Sweet and sour pepper sauce had O_O 'and soy sauce was ... Hot! O____O
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But he recovered and Vinc assured me that everything was fine.
Here is a picture of Captain Ahab after Moby Dick dinner.
already back to my den. Still breathing ... I wonder how I'll last well ... and my hands out of steam ... my vision is clouded ... my eyes ... MY EYES! ... ggggggggggg [end transmission]
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